
It's October, which means that it's time for the obligatory news reports about giant pumpkins - which should not be confused in any way with The Great Pumpkin. The latest record holder was grown by a Rhode Island farmer and weighed in at 1,502 pounds. The Associated Press says it may be the largest ever.
If esophageal tears are the kind of thing that get you all worked up, try eating an excessive amount of hot peppers and heave 'em back up. A gastroenterologist, commenting on a recent jalapeno eating record, says that this is apparently a potential danger in this sort of thing.
The jalapeno eater in question is Richard LeFevre, a 62-year-old retired accountant from Nevada, who gulped 247 peppers in eight minutes yesterday to win a $2,000 prize. Mr. LeFevre will be available for comment in about a week or so when he emerges from the bathroom. More info here.
Speaking of records, UPI reported on a recent feat in Japan, where 14,718 participants lined up for almost a mile to shatter the record for simultaneous tea-drinking.